Shut Up... I'm Trying to WRITE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR -- and thanks for coming back. It's been an honor to bloviate in your ear for the past year; and I intend to provide you with yet, ANOTHER year of caffiene-driven rants and slang-infused slobbering! As you know from last year ? I use... (more)

Thanks for coming back. Now we know why the scientists in wherever-they-are can't get that stupid particle accelerator to work. They don't have the crucial, NaNoWriMo Particle that has drivien every novelist on the globe to a panic-infused madness fo... (more)

Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I thought it would be a good idea to pay homage to the sick and twisted movies about writing that we can't seem to get enough of.... (at least I can't  LOL ) And you already know ? I use a lot of annoying u... (more)

Thanks for coming back. I know it's been awhile. In this episode, I wonder aloud ?What the fuck is WRONG with me? Why can't my trifling ass get (my WIP) BAKED-OFF finished? Suffice it to say, I'm miserable -- and I need company -- so listen in! If... (more)

Thanks for coming back. (This episode is the FIRST of a multi-part discussion, BTW) Can you believe this is my 10th episode? Anyway, it's not enough 2 B an author, nowadays.  Now, you have 2 B an  inkoil salesman; hawking your literary lotions 8 pu... (more)

Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I fight the good fight --for goddamned respect for my shitty writing -- in the city of supervillianous superagents and reviewers; who set out to reject and pound writers into perilous submission.... (or so the... (more)

Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I take a look at the assortment of superfluous computer programs out today which are designed to quell writers into a false sense of competency. Don't fret. If you can't write a book to save your life, I've ... (more)

Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I irritate you to no apparent end by incorrigibly yapping about my very first novel, Sculptured Nails and NAPPY HAiR . You can't expect me to READ from the book? I mean? YOU?VE heard how awful my voice sound... (more)

Thanks for coming back. This episode has me singin' the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT Blues -- in the key of WAY, WAY OFF. (So far off, in fact -- that I've had to cut my ridiculous rambling short to fit the podcast limit!) Like I've said ?  I?m a writer, ... (more)

Thanks for coming back. This episode has me in my usual, run-on-sentence mode; unharmoniously harping about my third novel, HANDLE TiME Please don't look for me to READ from the book... I mean... YOU'VE heard how awful my voice sounds in these podc... (more)

Thanks for coming back. This episode has me throwing my cerebrally menopausal two cents into the crack of my CYBERASS (don't be stupid. I'm referring to the excess weight I've gained since I began writing novels). And here?s my usual aside ? I use ... (more)

Thanks for coming back. This episode has me ranting about the (figurative) straitjacket placed on the backs of fiction novelists by the world-at large (or... by themselves, for that matter). And here's my usual aside ? I use a lot of annoying uhhh... (more)

Thanks for coming back. This episode has me aimlessly soliloquizing about my second novel, The Brevity of the Selves. Here is the Video trailer (youtube killed the audio -- sorry) And like I said before -- I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and u... (more)

I decided to open my podcast series by ranting about my frequent use of F-bombs in my books. You know, I've had two, really good pieces of feedback from my readers. The first is, You should lighten up on the F-bombs. The other piece is, You should a... (more)

I have NO IDEA of what I'm doing. It's just that... I'm sick of yelling at my computer screen without audio feedback, y'know? I felt that it would be a refreshing change to hear myself bloviate through my cool, new PC headset. There will be no rhym... (more)